Our site is dedicated to all you porno lovers out there. It didn’t seem like anyone had chemistry, even though we all had chemistry individually.Welcome to RedTube, the Home of Videos Porno. So we smoked a joint and watched The Office, and like we did it, but it became clear that we were too stoned. They came to my apartment, and the girl I’d sexted with was like, “Oh, we should smoke a joint!” I feel like when I was a teenager, I could smoke pounds of weed and be fun, but now I look at a joint and get nonverbal. There was a girl I hooked up with a few times and a girl I had sexted with a bunch, and I forgot how it came up, but everyone was in. The only time I had a threesome, I was super stoned, so it wasn’t that fun that’s a craw in my side. One time a girl wanted to hold my penis while I peed, and she thought that was really hot, but it’s not as much of a two-way street for me. I keep coming back to it when I’m sexting with someone or in porn, but in real life, it’s not as exhilarating. And then it's really hot temperature-wise, and now we have to clean up pee. I have brought it up a few times, and every person I’ve been with has been like, “Sure, we can try that, I guess.” And it’s a little shy and a little funny. Pee is really hot-like temperature-wise-in a way that’s hard to ignore. I think I want to like it more than I do. Something that I’ve recently toyed with is piss play, but I don’t think I like it. It was so surprising and fun and different. This one woman, just like every 30 seconds, if I flexed my finger or my hips the right way, she would squirt everywhere. And then there’s others where there’s like a reflex, like you hit the right button. Like one where there’s just so much pressure they just pee on you. It seems to me like there are two types of squirting. It wasn’t the first time I’d seen an asshole or anything it’s just part of the library. That’s just like a good memory in my mind. Like, I have a memory of a girl I dated in my twenties I got such a great look at her asshole while we had sex. There are some flashbulb sex memories that stick out I don’t know if they’re for any particular reason, but it’s like if you start masturbating to something, it becomes canon. So, it wouldn't be a deal breaker if a partner asked me to stop buying nudes. The act of having one partner, I feel like there’s an occasional itch I’m not scratching, but I understand that there are other things that are as important or more important than getting off to my heart's content. Like, I don’t need sexting for my soul or anything, but it’s hotter than masturbating alone. I really like sex, but the validation of nudes gets me off. We’re monogamous, but she knows I’m on Onlyfans as a buyer, not a seller. That’s been an interesting shade of gray. I’ve explored buying people's nudes a lot, which is permissible in my relationship. I’ve had a few monogamous relationships, and I’ve been in a relationship for a while now. I dated someone on and off for three years after that-off mostly-and that was monogamous. I wonder if that’s the reason I still don’t like watching blow jobs in porn. She was like: “What are you searching? Blow jobs?!” And I remember being really embarrassed by that, even though I wasn’t. She wanted to know what I was watching because there was so much damning stuff out there. I remember early on, my mom called me out for watching porn. I don’t like watching blow job videos, either. I think I looked up the word “boobs” or something, and then someone-I think my mom-was like, “Hey, by the way, don’t do that.” When I watch porn, I don’t usually watch people having sex I watch girls alone-in part because guys are always saying stupid things. I’m a school teacher by day, so I’m qualified to say that young people are dumb. I thought I was the only person who knew how to Google Image Search in my family. It didn’t do that much for me, but I’m shocked at how instinctive doing that was-like, some come came out, and I was like, “Okay, I’m on the right track here.” I was home alone, and there were boobs on the screen, and it was like my body just knew to put my penis in something. And then, the first time I really tried to orgasm, I was watching something OnDemand, and I tried to stick my penis in a Gatorade bottle. The first few times, no come really came out, but I knew it was supposed to. I also remember-I’m sure this is a very familiar experience for a lot of people-stumbling on HBO's not-quite porn. I just played it cool because I had no idea what he was talking about. I remember going to summer camp after sixth grade, and a kid who was older kept talking about jacking off. Sex Lives chronicles the evolution of one person's sexual history.
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